November 14, 2010
BEST OF #Failedcandy
This post is “fun-sized” for you to chew on.
Strangers with Candy would be proud.
Taste the Rainbow, of Rabies
@DarkSideIntern Dicklets – Tiny bite size chewy candy
@apesauce Sugarbastards and Sugarmistresses, the illegitimate family of Sugardaddies
@Avepates Sour Rape, Facial Tic Tacs, JournoHacks, Slutsons
@mr_popcorn 2 Girls 1 Peanut Butter Cup, Reese’s Feces
@prOductOf_1980s Those new skittles that fizzle in ya mouth like u got rabies
@Karrington25 Rosemary’s baby-back ribs flavored jolly ranchers
@NikkiLynette Nobody better lay a finger on my Boogerfinger.
@JBod Herpe’s Kisses
@Hank_Thompson Flintstones-shaped Viagra
@bbunny1940 Three Mouseketeers
@lipglossluvah Eminem’s w nuts
For your enjoyment, the new T.I. track–