May 24, 2010

What a DHg? Dr. of Hag-getry?

Is this some discrimination against people with black hair who like to get it on?

Peter Pan-ism has been going on for quite some time.

Just checking in for the latest infliction- PP, 5.0 or something to that effect.

There’s a facebook group called: My Friends Are Getting Married (and Having Children– but they took this part off). I’m Just Getting Drunk.

There was that show called The Single Guy.

Then there was What About Brian.

It’s like the last one left standing (not at the alter) gets a prize.

Then there’s the fear of the:

*picture made by Whitney Pierce, aka Whitney Marston Fierce

I went to Croatia, the town of Split to be more precise, and met these two boys when I was 22. They said their goals were to be married by 30 and they still lived with their moms.

I went to school with a twenty-eight year old girl who never moved out of her parents’ house and has never ‘done it’, and whose last month long relationship was slated for marriage.

America, the world, is waking up slowly-

There’s women in their 40’s and 50’s doing on their own:

Kathryn Bigelow

Maria Maggenti

Lisa Edelstein

Jennifer Aniston – you know

…  score for the Peter Pans–

Best of #whywebrokeup

May 21, 2010

Great stuff for some good laughs—  Top Trending Topic on Twitter today:

@iDanon843 Your sandpaper hands scraping my delicate balls is the reason

@SwagLikeBieber you didn’t manage to get a Justin Bieber hairdo

@DaChamp_IzHere Cuz your ex showed me the stab wound u gave him for going to the strip club with his friends…

@kingwade24 I found out u used to be a cum dumpster

@sclassjankins You could never quite get rid of that odor…no matter how much bleach i put in your bathwater. #Futility

@R_Rich she would talk too loud in da morning. Woman use yo inside voice.

@CookieDivine88 yOu were FaKer ThAn …Heidi MontAgs breaSt —>>>

We love Robert Rodriguez also.

His trailer inspired us to make our own short revenge story.

aka The Real Furry Vengeance, aka There Will Be Butter.

Machete trailer:


Special thanks to:

Lodger Studios, Los Angeles

DJ Daisy O’Dell

DJ Whitney Fierce

Wayne Emme

We love David Lynch

May 6, 2010

so much that we emulate him when we’re goofing around.

When I first got a mini DV cam, we shot this little movie around Southern California.

Lost Highway vs. Devil Dog

Music is by our friends Ragwater Revue.

For clearer view of film- go to Facebook link.

//// See our film here:

You let your mind go there- to the gutter.

Get back on the sidewalk.

So, it’s been Mercury Retrograde- where things from your past come back.  This happens a few times a year and everything goes haywire.

It’s been a great thing for me- I moved back into town for the summer (after I exiled myself in the valley for grad school, part 1).  My buddy from NYC is with me for the week, and I’ve gotten to see a bunch of my old neighbors- the once F.A.G. (Franklin Avenue Gang). We all lived around the foothills by the Hollywood sign for half a decade, give or take together- 2002-2007.

I decided to start a new multi-media project called Saturn Return/Mercury Retrograde (S & M).

Saturn Return happens around the ages of 28-29.5 where the planet comes back and revolves around your sign (so you only get this a few times in your life). Everything is supposed to go topsy-turvy. Your job, relationships and life are bound to change during this time.

If you don’t get it- it’s like mumblecore meets Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

Click here for the S & M project page.

Check out this video entitled: